Mr. Reed - Fucktard Supreme!
My little fucktard Mr. Reed called back this evening asking to invest in more Jerk-Off Equities. So, I told him that a really popular stock is “BlowJobs Unlimited”, or BJU, and that he simply had to buy some. Naturally, he obeyed, and started counting out the strokes. I could tell he really likes the word “Blowjob”, because everytime I said “BlowJobs Unlimited”, he would start whimpering and stroking faster. Pretty soon he had stroked out $200. I think the stupid loser has something like 90 shares of completely worthless Jerk-Off Equities now!
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I figured that since Mr. Reed really likes the word “blowjob”, I should make him buy a stock called “Blowjob Blowjob Blowjob”. So I sent him a quick little “Princess Amber’s Investment Tips” newsletter, telling him about this exciting new company he had to invest in. He couldn’t resist. He called and started stroking, and I kept saying “Blowjob Blowjob Blowjob” over and over and over. I could tell he was close to cumming, so I quickly raised the rate to $5 a stroke. He spent another $200 on 20 shares of “Blowjob Blowjob Blowjob”, which is a FAKE STOCK and has a value of ZERO FUCKING DOLLARS. LMAO at fucktard Mr. Reed! Enjoy your worthless 110 shares of absolutely nothing, you idiot!
It seems they are not the only stocks with zero value… at least that’s well spent money, like everything spent on You, amazing Goddess Amber!
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