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Hi fucktards! Here’s a quick blog entry about the fun time I had today with my pump-and-pay loser Mr. Reed. I was out driving around, and I noticed that my car was running low on gas. So I pulled into a Quickee Mart to fill up. Then I discovered that I had left my credit cards at home! Goddess Amber was not happy! In fact, I was sooooo pissed! Goddess Amber believes in instant gratification for all her wants and needs.

Then I had a fantastic idea – why not have one of my fucktards pay for my gas? And what better fucktard to “pump” my gas than my favorite “pump-and-pay” fucktard, Mr. Reed? LOL!

A few weeks ago, Mr. Reed called me and begged me to blackmail him, so I made him give me some personal information to use against him. Among that information was his home phone number. So I took out my cell phone and punched in Mr. Reed’s number.

The loser answered on the first ring – no friends, no life, just sitting by the phone!

“Hello, Mr. Reed, this is Goddess Amber, and I need you to buy me a tank of gas right now. Give me your credit card number.” I think Mr. Reed almost came in his pants, he was so excited to hear my voice. But then he started resisting, saying he couldn’t give out his cc information. So, I told him if he didn’t, his personal info would be up on my blog within an hour, and it would stay there. With that threat over his head, Mr. Reed couldn’t give me his credit card number fast enough!

I hung up on him, went into the Quickee Mart, and made arrangements with the fucktard behind the counter to pay with Mr. Reed’s credit card. What a creepo the Quickee Mart guy was! He couldn’t take his eyes off me. As I was walking out, I dropped my keys (oops! tee hee!) and bent over so he could get a good look at my Goddess ass. Who knows, I may need to use him for something someday. The world is full of fucktards just waiting to be used by Goddess Amber!

I filled my tank (15 gallons), then decided I needed a cappuccino. So I went back into the Quickee Mart and got a cappuccino. And some snacks. And a bunch of magazines. The total for gas and everything came to $75. Just put it on Mr. Reed’s card!

Once I was back on the road, I called Mr. Reed again. He answered on the first ring again! I told him the total he had just spent. Then I made him pump it out of his cock, just for fun. I charged him $5 a stroke, so he only got 15 strokes. When he finished, I just laughed at him, said, “Thanks, fucktard!” and hung up. I think he was begging me to give him permission to cum when I cut him off. No, Mr. Reed, no cumming today!

So, now I have Mr. Reed’s phone number AND credit card info. This is going to be fun! Mr. Reed, you’re on speed dial now!

ok piggies, I’m off to Florida and not a moment too soon cause it’s fucking SNOWING!!  I know alot of you are whining that I’ll be gone for FIVE DAYS, but OH WELL!!  There are plenty of options while I’m gone:

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Any piggies in the Tampa area?  Let’s go shopping!!  Maybe I’ll turn My listing on while I’m in Florida…we’ll see! 

YES, I will be your Valentine and you will be My adoring fucktard! I’m not called LITTLE HEARTBREAKER for nothing! I will break your heart, your balls, your will, your wallet, your pride, your dignity, EVERYTHING! I will BLEED you DRY! I always do and you always come back for more! SWEET ADDICTION!

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one final note to bi-polar chris, who sent Me this email after playing and milking his account for MONTHS:

One last email.  You are a college graduate now.  I recommend you GET A JOB!!!! OK.  You work a few hours in a gym.  I thought that was your internship.  Whatever!
By the way, I saw you at the fair walking around.
Please do NOT respond to this.  It’s over for good this time.  Sorry.  We have to move on. There is no future here.

chris, just because you are old enough to BE My father doesn’t mean you can speak to Me like My father.  Even My father wouldn’t speak to Me like that!  chris must think he’s talking to one of his clients at his sucky Human Service job!  Hopefully your friends will see this and know what a true loser you are (as if they didn’t already know).  What’s the matter chris, didn’t have the BALLS to approach Me at the Fair when you saw Me?  Don’t bother emailing Me either, I have NOTHING to say to you!

I received this in My Niteflirt email last night:

Hello Ma’am;

I was browsing youre awesome blog PerfectionDefined, and found ran across the pit sniffing posting and have to say trully awesome, that is one of my HUGE turn ons Ma’am, the thought of worshiping a Goddesses’s amazing pits mmm WOW, I noticed in a few of your pics you have amazing pits Ma’am super sexxy was wondering if you hapen to have any pit picture sets avaliable Ma’am

To answer that, yes, I will put together more pic sets soon.  I’m busy with working at the New York State Fair and yesterday, this dude kept walking by Me and staring at Me, so I finally said, “Can I help you?” and I guess when he heard My voice he said “OMG, it’s You, Goddess Amber!”  Well I started laughing…DUH, of course it’s Me.  This dork pulls out his wallet and had a folded up pic of Me and wanted Me to sign it!  Well being the greedy Goddess I am, whether I’m online or in person, I told him it would cost him.  I was about to say $20, but he immediately reached in his wallet and pulled out a $100 bill, so I signed the pic, kissed it, and rubbed it on My ass, then let him take a pic of Me.  So dorkwad, send Me a copy of that pic!

If anyone else wants to stop and say hello to Me at the Fair, I’ll be there today (Sunday), tomorrow (Monday), and next weekend, Saturday, Sept 1st, Sunday, Sept 2nd and Monday, Sept 3rd.  If you are serious about meeting Me, then email Me and I’ll tell you what booth I’m working at or you can try calling Me on My cell phone listing which is PHONESEX FOR DUMMIES.  If I’m busy, then you might just be ignored and listen to Me work..lol.  No stalkers need apply!