PerfectionDefined.com

WOW…there’s ALOT more Niteflirt addicts than I thought! LOL..not really…I know there’s a TON of you desperate addicts out there, but OMG, I’m getting dozens of IMs from guys begging Me to take their calls!

So remember, if you want to call Me direct, you can go to My direct site:
www.GoddessAmber.com
but remember, you need permission BEFORE you call. I will NOT answer random calls.  Read the next post for instructions.

It’s a cheaper rate than My rates on Niteflirt, well, except for one lucky slave that got to pay $10 minute, since he normally calls My STROKE & PAY $9.99 line.

I know all you Niteflirt addicts must be losing your minds right about now..lol.

It looks like the Beta version is up and running, but not without problems.
*Listings are not sorted properly.
*Some calls may not connect on the first try.
*Some people won’t be able to recharge on the phone.
*Some people still can’t view the site.
*1-800-TO-FLIRT is down and extension numbers do not work.

http://beta.niteflirt.com/users/LITTLE+HEARTBREAKER

Call at your own risk!

Until the NEW Niteflirt is complete, there’s going to be some bumps along the way. I have total faith in Niteflirt, but until it’s complete, one never knows!

A select few also know of My website, where you can call Me direct, using a Credit Card. Due to this recent Niteflirt snag, I am posting the link here.

www.GoddessAmber.com

RULES OF DIRECT DIAL CALLS:

* I WILL NOT ANSWER RANDOM CALLS

*ALL CALLS MUST HAVE PRIOR PERMISSION VIA YAHOO MESSENGER

NOTE:  I have been selective on who can and cannot use this service up until now and I’m still planning on being selective….I’m not THAT desperate!

Remember….I don’t NEED your money, I just deserve it more than you do!

Nothing like the smell of money to wake Me up…even in the middle of the night! Last night, My phone was going crazy! First some addicted fucktard that listens often to My Rehab for Fucktards recording, got so twisted up after listening to it, he decided to call Me at 3AM to tell Me what a pathetic Fucktard he was. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH….on and on….LOL, they can’t get enough of Me!

Then at 4:15AM, Dr Tony calls, all fucked up from smoking speed, and STILL getting high, but he has to be quiet cause his wife is in the next room…hahahaha! Well I keep Dr Tony on the phone for over an hour and half the time I’m saying “What did you say?” cause he’s fucking whispering so wifey doesn’t catch him. The more I make him smoke, the more addicted he gets and I send him the link to My TRIBUTE BUTTONS and he starts clicking on My $100 TRIBUTE BUTTON and I keep telling him to click it, again and again and…well, I don’t think he realized how many times he clicked it! LMAO!

By the time I was done with the call, My alarm was going off! Time to go to the gym, then came home and took a much needed nap!

Andrew wanted to know where he ranked in My top spender’s list and then he wanted to know how far he was away from reaching the next slot. When I told him $4k, he couldn’t get to the pay buttons fast enough! LOL.
Okay, so that’s enough of you fucktards wanting to know “how much have I spent so far?” and “am I one of your top spenders?” Like you aren’t pathetic enough, now you want to be humiliated with the fact that you have spent THOUSANDS of dollars on Me. Well I’m not your fucking accountant and it takes up My valuable time to tally up this information. Some of you have used more than one Niteflirt name, and I have more then one Niteflirt account to check, plus My personal website that some of you call through, etc, etc. So from now on, if you want to KNOW how much and where you rank, then hit the pay button below:

Well My temple is filling up but I always have room for one more Amberite. I have a new member that has converted to AMBERISM and has made it his new religion. I have taken his feedbacks and placed them as a testimony on My AMBERISM page.
Come join Me, if you dare!
CLICK HERE FOR AMBERISM: your New Religion

Yes, Andrew, I hate you! I know that’s what you want to hear but I really do hate you. I can’t stand you. I only use you for your money. Do you REALLY think I would talk to you if you weren’t PAYING ME? LMAO! I care NOTHING about you. I will never ask what you look like or anything personal like that cause I DON’T CARE! You are just a faceless money pig to Me. Oh, and you asked yesterday how much you have given Me so far and you guessed $5K. Well I did tally it up and including your pissy $300 tribute yesterday, I have collected $8,968 so far from you. Gee, you are almost in the $10K club! And it won’t stop there. I will continue to collect until you are RUINED and left with NOTHING!

Evan, my little poppers addict, who calls Me EVERY DAY, also wanted to know his tally. WTF, am I an accountant now? Well, since Evan is is a good pay pig and likes to press those pretty TRIBUTE BUTTONS while on a call with Me, I already told him how much he has spent and told him he’s in the #12 position of top spenders. He’s gonna work hard to move on up the charts, aren’t ya, Evan? He can’t help it, he’s so addicted to his Goddess Amber.

hey fucktards, LOOK, a post from your Goddess Amber! REJOICE! you may now live again..lmao.

Let Me answer some FAQ (Fucking Asinine Questions)
Q. Do you Twitter?
A. FUCK NO! I have better things to do then type every fucking highlight of My day to you twits. I can’t believe that people actually sit on Twitter and Facebook and update their every move to no one in particular. I did sign up when it first started to see what all the hubbub was about and quickly left that alone. So, NO, you can’t follow My twitter, I don’t want to follow your twitter and, in fact, the only TWEET I want from you is from your wallet. CLICK HERE FOR MY TRIBUTE PAGE.

UPDATE: I’m updating this on Monday, May 18, 2009 because I’m not going to waste a whole blog post on this. I have to ask, what part of I DO NOT TWITTER do you not understand? Yet, so far, I have received TWO email requests from My Twitter account (that I don’t use!) that someone wants to http://perfectiondefined.com/follow MY TWITTER! Funny, I don’t blog for months, then within hours of posting that I don’t use Twitter, BAM, I get these requests. WTF PEOPLE! Do you like following NOTHING? Are you that desperate for news? LMAO! Sorry you were confused, but I DO NOT TWITTER.

Q. Have you retired?
A. Again, the answer is a big FUCK NO! The lack of mega feedbacks or blog posts, doesn’t mean I’m retired. I guess I have more quality worshipers. Remember, this is MY world and if you want to be part of it, then you have to find a way to ENTER it. There are no free rides. Those of you that are calling and tributing on a regular basis know this. They also know that Niteflirt isn’t the only game in town.

BLACKMAIL, do I do BLACKMAIL? What a DUMBASS question, yet I get emails ALL the time asking “Goddess Amber, do you do BLACKMAIL?” or “Goddess Amber, I wish you did BLACKMAIL” Well if you KNEW ME, you would KNOW that I do BLACKMAIL!
Speaking of BLACKMAIL, Ron has his own link on this page with his info in it, password protected…for now..lol. Ron is getting used to his NEW schedule I made for him. If he doesn’t report to Me by a certain time every day, then there’s a fine for every minute he is late. Good job this week, Ron, and good choice on your part to send the fine anyways..LMAO!

Let’s see…who else is on My list…ah yes, Randy has make the $10K CLUB! Congrats! That’s a MINDFUCK in itself, isn’t it Randy?

mrreed…I think he’s in hiding licking his wounds. Watch out, mrreed, RING RING, Goddess Amber will be calling soon! HAHA, I bet that makes your pathetic little dick twitch!

rich, are you enjoying your personalized audio? rich loves My ass (but who doesn’t!) so much that I made him a video of My ass and also a personalized audio draining his bank account! Before I get all the whining emails “oh Goddess Amber, i want your ass video too” FUCK YOU, he EARNED it! LMFAO!

To all you other piggies out there…keep calling, keep tributing, keep worshipping ME!

YES, I will be your Valentine and you will be My adoring fucktard! I’m not called LITTLE HEARTBREAKER for nothing! I will break your heart, your balls, your will, your wallet, your pride, your dignity, EVERYTHING! I will BLEED you DRY! I always do and you always come back for more! SWEET ADDICTION!

Call me on My Valentine’s Listing

or CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO MY VALENTINE LOSERGRAM

This is what you’ve been waiting for, isn’t it, fucktards?  For Me to update my blog?  Judging from all the STUPID FUCKING EMAILS you losers have been sending Me for the past few months, you have nothing better to do with your PATHETIC LIVES than check www.perfectiondefined.com EVERY FIVE FUCKING MINUTES to see if I’ve updated it.  Well, fuck you losers!  I have a life, and you have . . . well, nothing, apparently.  LOL! 

So, yes, I haven’t updated in quite a while.  That’s what’s great about being Me.  If I get bored with something, then I can just ignore it.  I can forget about it.  Like you losers.  When you bore Me, I ignore you.  When you don’t call Me, I forget about you.  When you click My tribute buttons and then don’t pay, I block your loser asses.  It’s all about ME.  Not about you. 

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