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My little fucktard Mr. Reed called back this evening asking to invest in more Jerk-Off Equities.  So, I told him that a really popular stock is “BlowJobs Unlimited”, or BJU, and that he simply had to buy some.  Naturally, he obeyed, and started counting out the strokes.  I could tell he really likes the word “Blowjob”, because everytime I said “BlowJobs Unlimited”, he would start whimpering and stroking faster.  Pretty soon he had stroked out $200.  I think the stupid loser has something like 90 shares of completely worthless Jerk-Off Equities now!
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Blowjob Blowjob Blowjob!

I figured that since Mr. Reed really likes the word “blowjob”, I should make him buy a stock called “Blowjob Blowjob Blowjob”.  So I sent him a quick little “Princess Amber’s Investment Tips” newsletter, telling him about this exciting new company he had to invest in.  He couldn’t resist.  He called and started stroking, and I kept saying “Blowjob Blowjob Blowjob” over and over and over.  I could tell he was close to cumming, so I quickly raised the rate to $5 a stroke.  He spent another $200 on 20 shares of “Blowjob Blowjob Blowjob”, which is a FAKE STOCK and has a value of ZERO FUCKING DOLLARS.  LMAO at fucktard Mr. Reed!  Enjoy your worthless 110 shares of absolutely nothing, you idiot!

So barely an hour after breaking his New Year Resolution, Mr. Reed sent me an email about some stupid fantasy he has about me being a stock broker and selling him shares of “Jerk-Off Equities” while he strokes the purchase price out of his cock.  What the fuck???  I guess he was getting bored with just stroking and paying.  But who I am I to argue with a fucking idiot?  So I replied, “Sure, Mr. Reed, I’ll be happy to be your sexy little stock broker!”  Sure enough, he called right away.  I told him he could buy 1 share of my most popular stock, Princess Amber’s Ass (PAA) for $10 a share at $1 per stroke.  LOL!  I’ve never heard anyone stroke his cock 100 times so fast in my life!  Then I sold him some shares of Blowjobs Unlimited (BJU), and then some FRS (Fucktard Rehabilitation Services).  I think the poor moron thinks they’re real. 

Anyway, I’m $200 richer, and Mr. Reed has a cute little Investment Portfolio Statement I made up for him listing all the worthless Jerk-Off Equities he now “owns”.  I told him if he was lucky, those stocks might pay out some “stroke dividends”, maybe 5 strokes per share or something.  Taxable, of course!

Now I’m thinking up new fake stocks for Mr. Reed to “invest” in.  So far I have Bank of Amber (BOA) and Orgasm Denial Specialists (ODS).  Send me ideas!

A few days ago, stupid Mr. Reed posted a comment to my blog:

“Happy New Year, Prince$$ Amber!  I made a New Year$ Re$olution to give up phone $ex and pay-per-$troke!”

I guess that was supposed to impress me, although the dollar signs were kind of cute.  Anyway, that resolution lasted about 3 days!  Earlier today, I noticed Mr. Reed was online, so I zapped him with an instant message, telling him to call me to discuss his “resolution”.  So the stupid fucktard called, all whiny and whimpering about how he can’t afford phone sex anymore, he needs to save money, blah blah blah.  But as soon as he heard my voice, he crumpled like a used condom.  I told him to take out his cock and start counting the strokes.  Naturally, he couldn’t resist, and I quickly jacked the rate up to $10 per stroke.  And in no time at all, Mr. Reed had stroked $300 out of his cock!

Happy New Year, Mr. Reed, you fucktard!  2008 is the year of your financial ruin!  Now call back for more abuse!

I am Goddess Amber, and am always here busy with My slaves and they come and go.  I know this and am comfortable with this because I always have a handful of puppets to play with at any given time.

Recently, two of My slaves have returned to Me.

randy, after a short absence of about a month, has come crawling back for more.  Just in time, randy, cause My (your) mortgage payment will be due soon.  I like to keep a running total on randy, and to date it is: $7848.01

philip, has returned to Me after a LONG absence.  I saw that he was serving someone else and I teased him about it at one point and laughed it off.  I noticed he bought My pics of Me in My new house and he wrote a heartfelt post to Me in Private Yahoo Group.

I finally closed on My new house last week and I’m busy tearing it apart and ordering men around to do the work…lol! 

Meanwhile, even though I wasn’t taking calls, My slaves are begging to call Me.

My pain slut called My STROKE AND PAY line @ $6.66 min and I charged him $1 per stroke, counted off 100 strokes, then instructed him to send $100 Tribute, which he did.  Then we counted off another 100 strokes, and then I said “double it”, so he sent a $200 Tribute.  Plus the call lasted 107 minutes!

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mrreed messaged Me, practically begging Me to take his money..lol.  he sends Me this verbage for Me to use on him:
“Don’t fight it, Mr. Reed. Just let it happen. Give me all your money, Mr. Reed. You want this to happen. This is the most wonderful thing that has ever happened to you. Give me everything, Mr. Reed. Max out your credit card. Don’t worry about how you’re going to pay it back. All that matters is right now. Give it to me. All of it!” 
LOL…I love it when My slaves give Me mindfucking material to use on themselves!  So, I order him to call My STROKE AND PAY line @ $6.66 a minute, and he starts counting his strokes, first by 1′s, the 2′s, then 5′s, then 10′s, whatever I feel like telling him, all the way up to $350.  I then order him to send $350 Jerk-off fees and he begs Me to raise My rates.  I raise My rate to $9.99, he calls back and he starts all over again, STROKE AND PAY, up to $300 and he’s begging for Me to raise it AGAIN.  I raise it to $13.13 and he calls back, more STROKE AND PAY, up to $200. 

TRIBUTES: $850
CALLS:    $105.99
mrreed being a lonely jerkoff loser: PRICELESS!!

Well I’ve been very busy with My dedicated slaves.  I have a few that I have been molding and shaping into My “special” slaves.  I have so many callers and worshippers, but I like to focus on a select few at a time.  The latest fetishes seem to be Forced Intoxication, Forced Cocksucking and Financial Servitude, of course!

I have alot of requests for guys wanting to be pimped out and you can read about the job opportunity that I have posted in My Yahoo Group.

Also, I’ve been in the process of buy a house this past month so I’ve been stressed with paperwork!  I finally got the keys to My NEW house and took some pics of Me with a bottle of Dom Pérignon in My NEW (but empty) house!  CLICK HERE TO BUY THE PICS.

Just wanted to share an email I received following a session I had today:

Today was amazing.  I truly enjoyed everything. I love the way you genuinly seem to enjoy the power of having me do things to myself and enjoy the things I do – all because you tell me to and I want to do them for you.  Your laugh – your excitement – all of it is sooooo wonderful.

 YOu may also know that in 99% of my life I am the one in charge and in control, from my businesses to my relationships with women, it is me that is in control.  In fact, in my relationships with women, it is me that gives the instructions – the orders – I am the one telling them what to do and how to do it.  I am the one binding them – shoving dildos up their asses or in their mouths – or having them do it for me.  I am the one calling them a whore and telling them to tell me what a fucking whore they are – what an ass whore – cocklover cumslut etc..

 That is why it is so interesting when the roles are reversed while playing with you.

 anyway – thought you would find that interesting, even though I am certain you already know these things about me.

 Hope we talk soon

 Best wishes    Mr Tom

Ahhhhh….nothing like Domming a Dom!  Goddess Amber is ALWAYS in control!  It was so sweet to hear you counting your strokes off at $1 per stroke with a dildo deep in your ass!  Especially at the end when we were counting them off together….what a ride!

one final note to bi-polar chris, who sent Me this email after playing and milking his account for MONTHS:

One last email.  You are a college graduate now.  I recommend you GET A JOB!!!! OK.  You work a few hours in a gym.  I thought that was your internship.  Whatever!
By the way, I saw you at the fair walking around.
Please do NOT respond to this.  It’s over for good this time.  Sorry.  We have to move on. There is no future here.

chris, just because you are old enough to BE My father doesn’t mean you can speak to Me like My father.  Even My father wouldn’t speak to Me like that!  chris must think he’s talking to one of his clients at his sucky Human Service job!  Hopefully your friends will see this and know what a true loser you are (as if they didn’t already know).  What’s the matter chris, didn’t have the BALLS to approach Me at the Fair when you saw Me?  Don’t bother emailing Me either, I have NOTHING to say to you!

hey randy, in case you wanted to know, your new total after today is $7503.82.   

randy has returned, he ALWAYS comes back cause he’s such a Niteflirt slut, a true junkie, the true meaning of an addict!  I have plans for My addict!  In the next couple weeks, randy will be the cocksucker of Craigslist, being Goddess Amber’s little cocksucking slut for profit!  I will be placing an ad on Craigslist for him to meet up with guys and randy will call Me thru Niteflirt while he’s sucking their cocks!  I also plan on creating a Niteflirt account for My bitch, which will go to his cell phone and the profits will go to My bank account and I will be in control of when he will be available for calls.

oh, and randy, your new total spent after today is $7278.31, just in case you are keeping track.  Remember, that’s AFTER Niteflirt fees!  So, actually, you’ve spent more than 10K  just to Me alone and we all know what a WHORE you really are, so THAT figure is just a drop in the bucket!

oh wait, that’s just about the cost of My down payment on the house I’m closing on this month..lol.  It’s one thing for slaves to buy Me pedicures, shoes, panties, etc, but you, randy, you FUCKING ADDICT, are buying Me a house!!!  LMFAO!!!

Just don’t forget My, I mean, your monthly mortgage payment for the next 30 years!!  LOL!