BLACKMAIL

mrreed and I have been “playing” a BLACKMAIL game all day and I have extracted $3250 from him so far today.
mrreed? I’m not finished with you yet!

Watch for mrreed’s info, including a Google map to this loser’s apartment building, if he doesn’t cooperate!

NEW TOTAL: $3650…loser!  It was funny when you had to call your CC company to explain the charges on your account so they could unfreeze your account.  Now they know what a stroking, loser perv you are!

UPDATE: mrreed stroked off another $300 and I made him “pump out” another $50 to make it an even $4K for the day!

Even if I DID work an 8 hr. day, that would be $500.00 an hour!  I guess I can live with that..LMFAO!!

Fucktards Rejoice! Princess Amber Has Updated Her Blog!

This is what you’ve been waiting for, isn’t it, fucktards?  For Me to update my blog?  Judging from all the STUPID FUCKING EMAILS you losers have been sending Me for the past few months, you have nothing better to do with your PATHETIC LIVES than check www.perfectiondefined.com EVERY FIVE FUCKING MINUTES to see if I’ve updated it.  Well, fuck you losers!  I have a life, and you have . . . well, nothing, apparently.  LOL! 

So, yes, I haven’t updated in quite a while.  That’s what’s great about being Me.  If I get bored with something, then I can just ignore it.  I can forget about it.  Like you losers.  When you bore Me, I ignore you.  When you don’t call Me, I forget about you.  When you click My tribute buttons and then don’t pay, I block your loser asses.  It’s all about ME.  Not about you. 

Mr. Reed knows what I’m talking about.  He decided to stop calling for a while.  Then one day last week he called, wanting to play pump and pay.  I told him sure, no problem - start stroking at TEN DOLLARS A STROKE.  He sniveled and cried and begged for a lower rate, so I hung up on him.  He called back 5 minutes later and started counting by tens!  After only 20 strokes, the stupid fucktard actually had an orgasm!  Without My permission!  Can you believe it?  He kind of whimpered in mid-stroke, so I knew immediately what had happened.  No problem - I charged him a $500 cum tax!  Princess Amber always wins, right Mr. Reed?

Let’s see, what else is new?  Well, there’s My new Amberite, PeeWee the Loser.  PeeWee likes to jerk off in front of his window, hoping the neighbors will see him.  I make him stand in front of the window and jerk-off until I decide he’s paid enough.  And there’s Dickhead Dave, who likes to call me on his cell while driving.  I’ve made him cum so often, the inside of his car must be absolutely disgusting with cum-stains.  Yuck.  And I have a couple more pump-and-pay addicts.  What a bizarre freaky fetish that is - not that I’m complaining.  In fact, I’m thinking of having a pump-and-pay contest.  The winner will win a free orgasm (I usually charge for that).  Isn’t that a wonderful prize?  More about that later. 

Oh, I almost forgot My blackmail freak.  He begs me to post his personal info on my blog, then begs me to take it down five minutes later, which I do after he pays a huge “blog editing” fee.

Well, I’m tired after updating My blog for you pervs.  Are you jerking off while you read it?  Good.  Now, call Me, fucktards.  Bring your cocks to Me . . . and your wallets! 

CLICK HERE FOR FREE PICS!

GODDESS AMBER has returned!

I’m trying to catch up since getting back from Florida!  I came back last Tuesday and caught up on My emails and My sleep..lol.  Then Wednesday…BAM, along comes My painslut!  From 9PM til 1AM, between calls @ $50 a minute and a $1K PTV, I milk him for $3,084.

Then again on Thursday, he returns for more destruction, as I milked him for another $2,896.

CLICK HERE to see the transaction pages.

Just shy of $6K…I think I can relax a little..lol

As far as going into DETAILS about My calls, well, if you want to know what goes on in My calls and in My World, then fucking CALL ME!

Another $2K today!!

I spent the day shopping for summer stuff for My trip to Florida this weekend.  I can’t wait to get away from the COLD! 

When I got home, I reminded painslut he had TWO $1000 PTVs waiting for him that he was supposed to pay YESTERDAY.  he promptly PAID them and begged Me to allow him to call My $50 min. line. 

All in all, after Niteflirt fees, I made a little more than $2200.00 from painslut tonight.

See his comments in post below…..

WILD WEEKEND NETS $10,000!!!

what a WILD weekend! CLICK HERE to follow along, starting at the bottom of the transaction page.

*First let Me say, it amuses Me how some Flirts demand that the callers change their names to include the flirt’s title in it, only for their name to show up in everyone else’s feedbacks! So out of respect, I have deleted the flirt’s name on the screenshot and just left “ownsme”, but to Me, he’s My painslut.*

With that said, on Friday evening My painslut messages Me. I ordered him to send a $100 TRIBUTE, then told him to call Me. After awhile, I told him to call back on My $50 min. line. While I’m on that call, I have Andrew messaging Me, so I send him a $300 PTV, which he pays. I love DOUBLE DIPPING! $2228.47 (after NF fees) in about 2 hours!!
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Then comes Saturday…painslut begs for a personalized audio, so I make it and he buys it for $200. Then he calls My 15.99 line and all he does is listen to My audio I sent him while I laugh and humiliate and control him more! Then I order him to call My $50 min. line and I humiliate him for another 30 minutes. he begs Me to ruin him, but he had already reached his daily spending limit on NF, so I made him call back on My $50 line and while he was on the line, I ordered him to go to another account and send Me a tribute. he sends $100 TRIBUTE, then I send him a $900 PTV to MAX out his daily spending limit on THAT account.

Then he calls Me from that other account….final total…..$6192.57 (after NF fees) but I had to work longer..lol..over 4 hours! LMAO!

GRAND TOTAL TO ME for Friday and Saturday:
$8421.04
That’s all from painslut (except for the one drive-by tribute from Andrew while I was on the phone). TOTAL FOR THE WEEKEND:  an easy $10K

painslut…don’t forget, you have a $1000 PTV waiting for you in each of your accounts for today!  Grab your Jack Daniels and let’s PARTY again! LOL

I’ll BREAK more than your HEART on VALENTINE’S DAY

 

YES, I will be your Valentine and you will be My adoring fucktard! I’m not called LITTLE HEARTBREAKER for nothing! I will break your heart, your balls, your will, your wallet, your pride, your dignity, EVERYTHING! I will BLEED you DRY! I always do and you always come back for more! SWEET ADDICTION!

Call me on My Valentine’s Listing

or CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO MY VALENTINE LOSERGRAM

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Goddess Amber | Blackmail, Fetish, Fucktard, Humiliation, Masturbation, Niteflirt, Piggies, small dick humiliation | Monday, 11 February 2008

While I’m not into decorating My blog with slave pics, I will do it for My new slave chris that so DESPERATELY wants to be EXPOSED.  First he sent this while on a call:

“PIC REMOVED AFTER tinydick chris PAID ME to have it REMOVED!”

this is just the BEGINNING of chris’ EXPOSURE.  I told him I would be posting his pics on his local Craigslist site for all his friends and neighbors to possibly see what “little” chris is REALLY packing…LOL!

“PIC REMOVED AFTER tinydick chris PAID ME to have it REMOVED!”

Yes, chris, that’s right, you ARE a little dick loser!

Competing Strokers and The $1K club!

perry-wants to compete against mrreed to see who can STROKE AND PAY the most!  hmmm…let Me think…OKAY!  I told him he has alot of stroking to do to catch up but he’s UP for the challange..LOL!

UPDATE: perry has made it into the $1K club within a matter of THREE days.  Watch out mrreed, you have a heavy challenger!

andrew-another new addition, wants to be My CASHcow and wants Me to TOTALLY destroy him.  I started him out with My BLACKMAIL APPLICATION and from there, well, let’s just say he made it into the $1K club within TWO days and that’s JUST the beginning!

Mr. Reed - Fucktard Supreme!

My little fucktard Mr. Reed called back this evening asking to invest in more Jerk-Off Equities.  So, I told him that a really popular stock is “BlowJobs Unlimited”, or BJU, and that he simply had to buy some.  Naturally, he obeyed, and started counting out the strokes.  I could tell he really likes the word “Blowjob”, because everytime I said “BlowJobs Unlimited”, he would start whimpering and stroking faster.  Pretty soon he had stroked out $200.  I think the stupid loser has something like 90 shares of completely worthless Jerk-Off Equities now!
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Blowjob Blowjob Blowjob!

I figured that since Mr. Reed really likes the word “blowjob”, I should make him buy a stock called “Blowjob Blowjob Blowjob”.  So I sent him a quick little “Princess Amber’s Investment Tips” newsletter, telling him about this exciting new company he had to invest in.  He couldn’t resist.  He called and started stroking, and I kept saying “Blowjob Blowjob Blowjob” over and over and over.  I could tell he was close to cumming, so I quickly raised the rate to $5 a stroke.  He spent another $200 on 20 shares of “Blowjob Blowjob Blowjob”, which is a FAKE STOCK and has a value of ZERO FUCKING DOLLARS.  LMAO at fucktard Mr. Reed!  Enjoy your worthless 110 shares of absolutely nothing, you idiot!

Princess Amber’s Financial Services Now Offering Jerk-Off Equities!

So barely an hour after breaking his New Year Resolution, Mr. Reed sent me an email about some stupid fantasy he has about me being a stock broker and selling him shares of “Jerk-Off Equities” while he strokes the purchase price out of his cock.  What the fuck???  I guess he was getting bored with just stroking and paying.  But who I am I to argue with a fucking idiot?  So I replied, “Sure, Mr. Reed, I’ll be happy to be your sexy little stock broker!”  Sure enough, he called right away.  I told him he could buy 1 share of my most popular stock, Princess Amber’s Ass (PAA) for $10 a share at $1 per stroke.  LOL!  I’ve never heard anyone stroke his cock 100 times so fast in my life!  Then I sold him some shares of Blowjobs Unlimited (BJU), and then some FRS (Fucktard Rehabilitation Services).  I think the poor moron thinks they’re real. 

Anyway, I’m $200 richer, and Mr. Reed has a cute little Investment Portfolio Statement I made up for him listing all the worthless Jerk-Off Equities he now “owns”.  I told him if he was lucky, those stocks might pay out some “stroke dividends”, maybe 5 strokes per share or something.  Taxable, of course!

Now I’m thinking up new fake stocks for Mr. Reed to “invest” in.  So far I have Bank of Amber (BOA) and Orgasm Denial Specialists (ODS).  Send me ideas!

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