I’ll BREAK more than your HEART on VALENTINE’S DAY

 

YES, I will be your Valentine and you will be My adoring fucktard! I’m not called LITTLE HEARTBREAKER for nothing! I will break your heart, your balls, your will, your wallet, your pride, your dignity, EVERYTHING! I will BLEED you DRY! I always do and you always come back for more! SWEET ADDICTION!

Call me on My Valentine’s Listing

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small dick EXPOSED

While I’m not into decorating My blog with slave pics, I will do it for My new slave chris that so DESPERATELY wants to be EXPOSED.  First he sent this while on a call:

“PIC REMOVED AFTER tinydick chris PAID ME to have it REMOVED!”

this is just the BEGINNING of chris’ EXPOSURE.  I told him I would be posting his pics on his local Craigslist site for all his friends and neighbors to possibly see what “little” chris is REALLY packing…LOL!

“PIC REMOVED AFTER tinydick chris PAID ME to have it REMOVED!”

Yes, chris, that’s right, you ARE a little dick loser!

Highlights of My busy week…

So as you might or might not know, I work full-time at a gym, so this Internet shit is part-time for Me. 

Earlier this week I noticed  My painslut, that has been missing for awhile, buying My BLACKMAIL APPLICATION, so I sent him a $100 Pay-to-View…PAID, then I sent him another one for $200…PAID.  Then he called one of My listings @ 15.99 min, begging Me to take him back.  After 20 minutes he begged Me to raise My rate, so I did, $25.99.  Well he only lasted 4 minutes when he was begging Me again “please Goddess, raise your rate to $50″, lol…well, ok…just for you, and he thanks Me…hahahaha…love it when the fucktards THANK ME for taking their money.  Anyways, he lasted another 20 minutes @ $50 min. 

Grand total: $1200.00 plus – not bad for an hour of work!

Andrew-another “late night loser”, messages Me wanting to be destroyed.  he knows that his Tributes increase everytime we speak.  That night he paid for 3 Pay-to-Views  @ $200 a pop…first 2 containing 2 pics and last one containing ONE PIC cause that’s all he deserves!

$450 in 30 minutes – what a great part-time job! 

This morning, Andrew was begging for more, and MORE I took from his sorry ass!  Another $400 before breakfast!

sissy returns

sissy angie-has returned after a long absence.  okay, I really need to start a COCKSUCKERS DATABASE for all My wannabe cocksuckers to get together and suck cock for Goddess Amber!

Its been about a year since I spoke to Goddess and She welcomed me back with open arms. It was so exciting to be under her spell and feel her passion for making me her perfect sissy. Thank you Goddess Amber, I look forward to being humilated more, and learning lots about being a good sissy.”

 In the meantime, I instructed angie to purchase My MP3 COCKSUCKERS TRAINING PROGRAM.

“OMG! Goddess that was the best instructional lesson for pleasing a real cock I have ever had. I could feel it in my mouth and in my hands, my mouth is watering and craving cum! thank you Goddess, angie”

angie also bought My TANNING SALON VIDEO with Me tanning naked…angie, you dirty girl! 

Competing Strokers and The $1K club!

perry-wants to compete against mrreed to see who can STROKE AND PAY the most!  hmmm…let Me think…OKAY!  I told him he has alot of stroking to do to catch up but he’s UP for the challange..LOL!

UPDATE: perry has made it into the $1K club within a matter of THREE days.  Watch out mrreed, you have a heavy challenger!

andrew-another new addition, wants to be My CASHcow and wants Me to TOTALLY destroy him.  I started him out with My BLACKMAIL APPLICATION and from there, well, let’s just say he made it into the $1K club within TWO days and that’s JUST the beginning!

Mr. Reed – Fucktard Supreme!

My little fucktard Mr. Reed called back this evening asking to invest in more Jerk-Off Equities.  So, I told him that a really popular stock is “BlowJobs Unlimited”, or BJU, and that he simply had to buy some.  Naturally, he obeyed, and started counting out the strokes.  I could tell he really likes the word “Blowjob”, because everytime I said “BlowJobs Unlimited”, he would start whimpering and stroking faster.  Pretty soon he had stroked out $200.  I think the stupid loser has something like 90 shares of completely worthless Jerk-Off Equities now!
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Blowjob Blowjob Blowjob!

I figured that since Mr. Reed really likes the word “blowjob”, I should make him buy a stock called “Blowjob Blowjob Blowjob”.  So I sent him a quick little “Princess Amber’s Investment Tips” newsletter, telling him about this exciting new company he had to invest in.  He couldn’t resist.  He called and started stroking, and I kept saying “Blowjob Blowjob Blowjob” over and over and over.  I could tell he was close to cumming, so I quickly raised the rate to $5 a stroke.  He spent another $200 on 20 shares of “Blowjob Blowjob Blowjob”, which is a FAKE STOCK and has a value of ZERO FUCKING DOLLARS.  LMAO at fucktard Mr. Reed!  Enjoy your worthless 110 shares of absolutely nothing, you idiot!

Princess Amber’s Financial Services Now Offering Jerk-Off Equities!

So barely an hour after breaking his New Year Resolution, Mr. Reed sent me an email about some stupid fantasy he has about me being a stock broker and selling him shares of “Jerk-Off Equities” while he strokes the purchase price out of his cock.  What the fuck???  I guess he was getting bored with just stroking and paying.  But who I am I to argue with a fucking idiot?  So I replied, “Sure, Mr. Reed, I’ll be happy to be your sexy little stock broker!”  Sure enough, he called right away.  I told him he could buy 1 share of my most popular stock, Princess Amber’s Ass (PAA) for $10 a share at $1 per stroke.  LOL!  I’ve never heard anyone stroke his cock 100 times so fast in my life!  Then I sold him some shares of Blowjobs Unlimited (BJU), and then some FRS (Fucktard Rehabilitation Services).  I think the poor moron thinks they’re real. 

Anyway, I’m $200 richer, and Mr. Reed has a cute little Investment Portfolio Statement I made up for him listing all the worthless Jerk-Off Equities he now “owns”.  I told him if he was lucky, those stocks might pay out some “stroke dividends”, maybe 5 strokes per share or something.  Taxable, of course!

Now I’m thinking up new fake stocks for Mr. Reed to “invest” in.  So far I have Bank of Amber (BOA) and Orgasm Denial Specialists (ODS).  Send me ideas!

Princess Amber – Destroyer of New Year Resolutions!

A few days ago, stupid Mr. Reed posted a comment to my blog:

“Happy New Year, Prince$$ Amber!  I made a New Year$ Re$olution to give up phone $ex and pay-per-$troke!”

I guess that was supposed to impress me, although the dollar signs were kind of cute.  Anyway, that resolution lasted about 3 days!  Earlier today, I noticed Mr. Reed was online, so I zapped him with an instant message, telling him to call me to discuss his “resolution”.  So the stupid fucktard called, all whiny and whimpering about how he can’t afford phone sex anymore, he needs to save money, blah blah blah.  But as soon as he heard my voice, he crumpled like a used condom.  I told him to take out his cock and start counting the strokes.  Naturally, he couldn’t resist, and I quickly jacked the rate up to $10 per stroke.  And in no time at all, Mr. Reed had stroked $300 out of his cock!

Happy New Year, Mr. Reed, you fucktard!  2008 is the year of your financial ruin!  Now call back for more abuse!

2K Day!!

My painslut started his destruction with a call to Me on My STROKE AND PAY line @ $6.66  a minute.  Such an addicted slave!  If you want to know more about his addictions and fetishes, then join My Yahoo Group!

Then he BEGGED for Me to raise My rate to $50 a minute, then he called and I made him Tribute $400 in addition to the call.  Listen here to the total of the last call with My painslut @ $50 a minute.

Total: $2027.60 from painslut

STROKE AND PAY

I finally closed on My new house last week and I’m busy tearing it apart and ordering men around to do the work…lol! 

Meanwhile, even though I wasn’t taking calls, My slaves are begging to call Me.

My pain slut called My STROKE AND PAY line @ $6.66 min and I charged him $1 per stroke, counted off 100 strokes, then instructed him to send $100 Tribute, which he did.  Then we counted off another 100 strokes, and then I said “double it”, so he sent a $200 Tribute.  Plus the call lasted 107 minutes!

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mrreed messaged Me, practically begging Me to take his money..lol.  he sends Me this verbage for Me to use on him:
“Don’t fight it, Mr. Reed. Just let it happen. Give me all your money, Mr. Reed. You want this to happen. This is the most wonderful thing that has ever happened to you. Give me everything, Mr. Reed. Max out your credit card. Don’t worry about how you’re going to pay it back. All that matters is right now. Give it to me. All of it!” 
LOL…I love it when My slaves give Me mindfucking material to use on themselves!  So, I order him to call My
STROKE AND PAY line @ $6.66 a minute, and he starts counting his strokes, first by 1′s, the 2′s, then 5′s, then 10′s, whatever I feel like telling him, all the way up to $350.  I then order him to send $350 Jerk-off fees and he begs Me to raise My rates.  I raise My rate to $9.99, he calls back and he starts all over again, STROKE AND PAY, up to $300 and he’s begging for Me to raise it AGAIN.  I raise it to $13.13 and he calls back, more STROKE AND PAY, up to $200. 

TRIBUTES: $850
CALLS:    $105.99
mrreed being a lonely jerkoff loser: PRICELESS!!

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