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So as you might or might not know, I work full-time at a gym, so this Internet shit is part-time for Me. 

Earlier this week I noticed  My painslut, that has been missing for awhile, buying My BLACKMAIL APPLICATION, so I sent him a $100 Pay-to-View…PAID, then I sent him another one for $200…PAID.  Then he called one of My listings @ 15.99 min, begging Me to take him back.  After 20 minutes he begged Me to raise My rate, so I did, $25.99.  Well he only lasted 4 minutes when he was begging Me again “please Goddess, raise your rate to $50″, lol…well, ok…just for you, and he thanks Me…hahahaha…love it when the fucktards THANK ME for taking their money.  Anyways, he lasted another 20 minutes @ $50 min. 

Grand total: $1200.00 plus – not bad for an hour of work!

Andrew-another “late night loser”, messages Me wanting to be destroyed.  he knows that his Tributes increase everytime we speak.  That night he paid for 3 Pay-to-Views  @ $200 a pop…first 2 containing 2 pics and last one containing ONE PIC cause that’s all he deserves!

$450 in 30 minutes – what a great part-time job! 

This morning, Andrew was begging for more, and MORE I took from his sorry ass!  Another $400 before breakfast!

perry-wants to compete against mrreed to see who can STROKE AND PAY the most!  hmmm…let Me think…OKAY!  I told him he has alot of stroking to do to catch up but he’s UP for the challange..LOL!

UPDATE: perry has made it into the $1K club within a matter of THREE days.  Watch out mrreed, you have a heavy challenger!

andrew-another new addition, wants to be My CASHcow and wants Me to TOTALLY destroy him.  I started him out with My BLACKMAIL APPLICATION and from there, well, let’s just say he made it into the $1K club within TWO days and that’s JUST the beginning!

My little fucktard Mr. Reed called back this evening asking to invest in more Jerk-Off Equities.  So, I told him that a really popular stock is “BlowJobs Unlimited”, or BJU, and that he simply had to buy some.  Naturally, he obeyed, and started counting out the strokes.  I could tell he really likes the word “Blowjob”, because everytime I said “BlowJobs Unlimited”, he would start whimpering and stroking faster.  Pretty soon he had stroked out $200.  I think the stupid loser has something like 90 shares of completely worthless Jerk-Off Equities now!
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Blowjob Blowjob Blowjob!

I figured that since Mr. Reed really likes the word “blowjob”, I should make him buy a stock called “Blowjob Blowjob Blowjob”.  So I sent him a quick little “Princess Amber’s Investment Tips” newsletter, telling him about this exciting new company he had to invest in.  He couldn’t resist.  He called and started stroking, and I kept saying “Blowjob Blowjob Blowjob” over and over and over.  I could tell he was close to cumming, so I quickly raised the rate to $5 a stroke.  He spent another $200 on 20 shares of “Blowjob Blowjob Blowjob”, which is a FAKE STOCK and has a value of ZERO FUCKING DOLLARS.  LMAO at fucktard Mr. Reed!  Enjoy your worthless 110 shares of absolutely nothing, you idiot!

So barely an hour after breaking his New Year Resolution, Mr. Reed sent me an email about some stupid fantasy he has about me being a stock broker and selling him shares of “Jerk-Off Equities” while he strokes the purchase price out of his cock.  What the fuck???  I guess he was getting bored with just stroking and paying.  But who I am I to argue with a fucking idiot?  So I replied, “Sure, Mr. Reed, I’ll be happy to be your sexy little stock broker!”  Sure enough, he called right away.  I told him he could buy 1 share of my most popular stock, Princess Amber’s Ass (PAA) for $10 a share at $1 per stroke.  LOL!  I’ve never heard anyone stroke his cock 100 times so fast in my life!  Then I sold him some shares of Blowjobs Unlimited (BJU), and then some FRS (Fucktard Rehabilitation Services).  I think the poor moron thinks they’re real. 

Anyway, I’m $200 richer, and Mr. Reed has a cute little Investment Portfolio Statement I made up for him listing all the worthless Jerk-Off Equities he now “owns”.  I told him if he was lucky, those stocks might pay out some “stroke dividends”, maybe 5 strokes per share or something.  Taxable, of course!

Now I’m thinking up new fake stocks for Mr. Reed to “invest” in.  So far I have Bank of Amber (BOA) and Orgasm Denial Specialists (ODS).  Send me ideas!

A few days ago, stupid Mr. Reed posted a comment to my blog:

“Happy New Year, Prince$$ Amber!  I made a New Year$ Re$olution to give up phone $ex and pay-per-$troke!”

I guess that was supposed to impress me, although the dollar signs were kind of cute.  Anyway, that resolution lasted about 3 days!  Earlier today, I noticed Mr. Reed was online, so I zapped him with an instant message, telling him to call me to discuss his “resolution”.  So the stupid fucktard called, all whiny and whimpering about how he can’t afford phone sex anymore, he needs to save money, blah blah blah.  But as soon as he heard my voice, he crumpled like a used condom.  I told him to take out his cock and start counting the strokes.  Naturally, he couldn’t resist, and I quickly jacked the rate up to $10 per stroke.  And in no time at all, Mr. Reed had stroked $300 out of his cock!

Happy New Year, Mr. Reed, you fucktard!  2008 is the year of your financial ruin!  Now call back for more abuse!

My painslut started his destruction with a call to Me on My STROKE AND PAY line @ $6.66  a minute.  Such an addicted slave!  If you want to know more about his addictions and fetishes, then join My Yahoo Group!

Then he BEGGED for Me to raise My rate to $50 a minute, then he called and I made him Tribute $400 in addition to the call.  Listen here to the total of the last call with My painslut @ $50 a minute.

Total: $2027.60 from painslut

one final note to bi-polar chris, who sent Me this email after playing and milking his account for MONTHS:

One last email.  You are a college graduate now.  I recommend you GET A JOB!!!! OK.  You work a few hours in a gym.  I thought that was your internship.  Whatever!
By the way, I saw you at the fair walking around.
Please do NOT respond to this.  It’s over for good this time.  Sorry.  We have to move on. There is no future here.

chris, just because you are old enough to BE My father doesn’t mean you can speak to Me like My father.  Even My father wouldn’t speak to Me like that!  chris must think he’s talking to one of his clients at his sucky Human Service job!  Hopefully your friends will see this and know what a true loser you are (as if they didn’t already know).  What’s the matter chris, didn’t have the BALLS to approach Me at the Fair when you saw Me?  Don’t bother emailing Me either, I have NOTHING to say to you!

hey randy, in case you wanted to know, your new total after today is $7503.82.   

randy has returned, he ALWAYS comes back cause he’s such a Niteflirt slut, a true junkie, the true meaning of an addict!  I have plans for My addict!  In the next couple weeks, randy will be the cocksucker of Craigslist, being Goddess Amber’s little cocksucking slut for profit!  I will be placing an ad on Craigslist for him to meet up with guys and randy will call Me thru Niteflirt while he’s sucking their cocks!  I also plan on creating a Niteflirt account for My bitch, which will go to his cell phone and the profits will go to My bank account and I will be in control of when he will be available for calls.

oh, and randy, your new total spent after today is $7278.31, just in case you are keeping track.  Remember, that’s AFTER Niteflirt fees!  So, actually, you’ve spent more than 10K  just to Me alone and we all know what a WHORE you really are, so THAT figure is just a drop in the bucket!

oh wait, that’s just about the cost of My down payment on the house I’m closing on this month..lol.  It’s one thing for slaves to buy Me pedicures, shoes, panties, etc, but you, randy, you FUCKING ADDICT, are buying Me a house!!!  LMFAO!!!

Just don’t forget My, I mean, your monthly mortgage payment for the next 30 years!!  LOL!

kevin messages Me last night and tells Me how hot he gets reading My blog about all the Tributes guys are sending Me.  he asked Me if I ever added up what he has sent Me, I told him no, but I can.  It was easy to add his up, since he always Tributes Me $50 or $100 before he calls Me through Niteflirt.  The total for Tributes for the last year came to $3000, plus $853 for the calls.  That got him even hotter, but he couldn’t call cause his wife was sitting across the room, so I told him Tribute Me.  After awhile, wifey went to bed, and kevin called.  oh kevin, just in case you are keeping track, your new Tribute total is $3150, calls $864, totaling $4014.  KEEP THOSE TRIBUTES COMING!