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A few days ago, stupid Mr. Reed posted a comment to my blog:

“Happy New Year, Prince$$ Amber!  I made a New Year$ Re$olution to give up phone $ex and pay-per-$troke!”

I guess that was supposed to impress me, although the dollar signs were kind of cute.  Anyway, that resolution lasted about 3 days!  Earlier today, I noticed Mr. Reed was online, so I zapped him with an instant message, telling him to call me to discuss his “resolution”.  So the stupid fucktard called, all whiny and whimpering about how he can’t afford phone sex anymore, he needs to save money, blah blah blah.  But as soon as he heard my voice, he crumpled like a used condom.  I told him to take out his cock and start counting the strokes.  Naturally, he couldn’t resist, and I quickly jacked the rate up to $10 per stroke.  And in no time at all, Mr. Reed had stroked $300 out of his cock!

Happy New Year, Mr. Reed, you fucktard!  2008 is the year of your financial ruin!  Now call back for more abuse!

I finally closed on My new house last week and I’m busy tearing it apart and ordering men around to do the work…lol! 

Meanwhile, even though I wasn’t taking calls, My slaves are begging to call Me.

My pain slut called My STROKE AND PAY line @ $6.66 min and I charged him $1 per stroke, counted off 100 strokes, then instructed him to send $100 Tribute, which he did.  Then we counted off another 100 strokes, and then I said “double it”, so he sent a $200 Tribute.  Plus the call lasted 107 minutes!

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mrreed messaged Me, practically begging Me to take his money..lol.  he sends Me this verbage for Me to use on him:
“Don’t fight it, Mr. Reed. Just let it happen. Give me all your money, Mr. Reed. You want this to happen. This is the most wonderful thing that has ever happened to you. Give me everything, Mr. Reed. Max out your credit card. Don’t worry about how you’re going to pay it back. All that matters is right now. Give it to me. All of it!” 
LOL…I love it when My slaves give Me mindfucking material to use on themselves!  So, I order him to call My STROKE AND PAY line @ $6.66 a minute, and he starts counting his strokes, first by 1′s, the 2′s, then 5′s, then 10′s, whatever I feel like telling him, all the way up to $350.  I then order him to send $350 Jerk-off fees and he begs Me to raise My rates.  I raise My rate to $9.99, he calls back and he starts all over again, STROKE AND PAY, up to $300 and he’s begging for Me to raise it AGAIN.  I raise it to $13.13 and he calls back, more STROKE AND PAY, up to $200. 

TRIBUTES: $850
CALLS:    $105.99
mrreed being a lonely jerkoff loser: PRICELESS!!

I received the following email from a regular worshipper:

please control me through paid keen mail and commands. i am a 40 year old male virgin who loves to be controlled by women and loves having them brainwash and mindf*ck me into a total slave and worshipper for them. No calls. i need to be broken by YOUR e-mails and words and pictures. YOU can become my mind and my Goddess.

sub chris

Well, this had “mass mail” written all over it, so I sent out an email asking it that was sent to Me or many and he replied that it was sent to just Me.  Then I see on a PSO message board (that shall remain nameless) that another flirt is mentioning the same email..lol.  Well, I then confronted him, and proceeded to reprogram him into My Amberite, switching him to his new religion, AMBERISM.  

CLICK HERE to see the beginning of his Tributes.

Yes, all you little addicts can stop whining now, since I haven’t posted in a month.  It’s the SUMMER and I’ve been enjoying Myself, but I still had time to mindfuck My jerkbot, mrreed!  CLICK HERE to see the Tributes that he sent Me from being My jerkbot and jerking and paying $1, $2, $5, and even $10 per stroke, whatever Goddess Amber commands! 

CLICK HERE to read feedback from mrreed.

I didn’t have to travel to Vegas to hit the jackpot on 7-7-07, instead Vegas came to Me!  I had fun teasing, manipulating and addicting My new pet from Vegas.  First it started with him buying the VIDEO CLIP OF MY DEMANDS, then a few minutes later he was buying  ANOTHER VIDEO CLIP, then he was taking the plunge to MY HYPNO-AUDIO.  At that point, I KNEW I had him addicted!

I won’t go into great detail, but let’s just say I spent most of the day with him on the phone, teasing him into FOUR of the most mind-blowing orgasms he’s EVER had and he paid his $20 CUM TAX after each one.

Yes, another post from your amazing Goddess! It is time for more talk about puppy. I know some of you are saying, “why puppy all the time?” Well, he has shown great devotion lately. Friday night he came home from being out with friends because he couldn’t wait to talk to Me. He called on My cell phone listing just wanted to say hi. Then he heard Me ordering coffee and offered to buy coffee for Me and My boyfriend every morning next week. I sent him a bill for $50 to cover it.(I love making him do things that involve my boyfriend since it makes him uncomfortable..lol)
I even made him a video since he spends so much and spoils Me. See what happens when you do all that I ask and spend so much!! Good puppy!
Since he also loves when I snap my fingers its only right to make him pay for My manicure (another $50). My fingers deserve the best. He is becoming such a well trained puppy!! He is both My puppy and My personal ATM!!! What a good little bitch!!

Ah what a life!

I had even more fun with puppy. I felt since he worships My feet that it’s only right for him to pay for My next pedicure (another $50) to go with my manicure and to reward him he will get some exclusive pics of it. The more you buy Me, the more extras you get. Since he also loves buying Me Cornonas that he would hump one. He first humped two ice cold bottles, then poured it on the floor and hump the liquid then licked it up like a good doggie.
Then I made him print out pics of Me and instructed him press his lips against one for five minutes, then chew it up and swallow it. LOL… I am so wicked but he has no choice but to love it.
He spent a ton on me this weekend and got a special pic and video…good puppies earn rewards!