Nothing like the smell of money to wake Me up…even in the middle of the night! Last night, My phone was going crazy! First some addicted fucktard that listens often to My Rehab for Fucktards recording, got so twisted up after listening to it, he decided to call Me at 3AM to tell Me what a pathetic Fucktard he was. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH….on and on….LOL, they can’t get enough of Me!
Then at 4:15AM, Dr Tony calls, all fucked up from smoking speed, and STILL getting high, but he has to be quiet cause his wife is in the next room…hahahaha! Well I keep Dr Tony on the phone for over an hour and half the time I’m saying “What did you say?” cause he’s fucking whispering so wifey doesn’t catch him. The more I make him smoke, the more addicted he gets and I send him the link to My TRIBUTE BUTTONS and he starts clicking on My $100 TRIBUTE BUTTON and I keep telling him to click it, again and again and…well, I don’t think he realized how many times he clicked it! LMAO!
By the time I was done with the call, My alarm was going off! Time to go to the gym, then came home and took a much needed nap!
Andrew wanted to know where he ranked in My top spender’s list and then he wanted to know how far he was away from reaching the next slot. When I told him $4k, he couldn’t get to the pay buttons fast enough! LOL.
Okay, so that’s enough of you fucktards wanting to know “how much have I spent so far?” and “am I one of your top spenders?” Like you aren’t pathetic enough, now you want to be humiliated with the fact that you have spent THOUSANDS of dollars on Me. Well I’m not your fucking accountant and it takes up My valuable time to tally up this information. Some of you have used more than one Niteflirt name, and I have more then one Niteflirt account to check, plus My personal website that some of you call through, etc, etc. So from now on, if you want to KNOW how much and where you rank, then hit the pay button below:
Well My temple is filling up but I always have room for one more Amberite. I have a new member that has converted to AMBERISM and has made it his new religion. I have taken his feedbacks and placed them as a testimony on My AMBERISM page.
Come join Me, if you dare!
CLICK HERE FOR AMBERISM: your New Religion
Yes, Andrew, I hate you! I know that’s what you want to hear but I really do hate you. I can’t stand you. I only use you for your money. Do you REALLY think I would talk to you if you weren’t PAYING ME? LMAO! I care NOTHING about you. I will never ask what you look like or anything personal like that cause I DON’T CARE! You are just a faceless money pig to Me. Oh, and you asked yesterday how much you have given Me so far and you guessed $5K. Well I did tally it up and including your pissy $300 tribute yesterday, I have collected $8,968 so far from you. Gee, you are almost in the $10K club! And it won’t stop there. I will continue to collect until you are RUINED and left with NOTHING!
Evan, my little poppers addict, who calls Me EVERY DAY, also wanted to know his tally. WTF, am I an accountant now? Well, since Evan is is a good pay pig and likes to press those pretty TRIBUTE BUTTONS while on a call with Me, I already told him how much he has spent and told him he’s in the #12 position of top spenders. He’s gonna work hard to move on up the charts, aren’t ya, Evan? He can’t help it, he’s so addicted to his Goddess Amber.
hey fucktards, LOOK, a post from your Goddess Amber! REJOICE! you may now live again..lmao.
Let Me answer some FAQ (Fucking Asinine Questions)
Q. Do you Twitter?
A. FUCK NO! I have better things to do then type every fucking highlight of My day to you twits. I can’t believe that people actually sit on Twitter and Facebook and update their every move to no one in particular. I did sign up when it first started to see what all the hubbub was about and quickly left that alone. So, NO, you can’t follow My twitter, I don’t want to follow your twitter and, in fact, the only TWEET I want from you is from your wallet. CLICK HERE FOR MY TRIBUTE PAGE.
UPDATE: I’m updating this on Monday, May 18, 2009 because I’m not going to waste a whole blog post on this. I have to ask, what part of I DO NOT TWITTER do you not understand? Yet, so far, I have received TWO email requests from My Twitter account (that I don’t use!) that someone wants to http://perfectiondefined.com/follow MY TWITTER! Funny, I don’t blog for months, then within hours of posting that I don’t use Twitter, BAM, I get these requests. WTF PEOPLE! Do you like following NOTHING? Are you that desperate for news? LMAO! Sorry you were confused, but I DO NOT TWITTER.
Q. Have you retired?
A. Again, the answer is a big FUCK NO! The lack of mega feedbacks or blog posts, doesn’t mean I’m retired. I guess I have more quality worshipers. Remember, this is MY world and if you want to be part of it, then you have to find a way to ENTER it. There are no free rides. Those of you that are calling and tributing on a regular basis know this. They also know that Niteflirt isn’t the only game in town.
