Pumpin’ and Payin’ at the Quickee Mart

Goddess Amber | Blackmail, Demanding, Fucktard, Goddess Amber, Human ATM, Pump and Pay, Realtime, Stroke and Pay | Monday, 17 November 2008

Hi fucktards! Here’s a quick blog entry about the fun time I had today with my pump-and-pay loser Mr. Reed. I was out driving around, and I noticed that my car was running low on gas. So I pulled into a Quickee Mart to fill up. Then I discovered that I had left my credit cards at home! Goddess Amber was not happy! In fact, I was sooooo pissed! Goddess Amber believes in instant gratification for all her wants and needs.

Then I had a fantastic idea - why not have one of my fucktards pay for my gas? And what better fucktard to “pump” my gas than my favorite “pump-and-pay” fucktard, Mr. Reed? LOL!

A few weeks ago, Mr. Reed called me and begged me to blackmail him, so I made him give me some personal information to use against him. Among that information was his home phone number. So I took out my cell phone and punched in Mr. Reed’s number.

The loser answered on the first ring - no friends, no life, just sitting by the phone!

“Hello, Mr. Reed, this is Goddess Amber, and I need you to buy me a tank of gas right now. Give me your credit card number.” I think Mr. Reed almost came in his pants, he was so excited to hear my voice. But then he started resisting, saying he couldn’t give out his cc information. So, I told him if he didn’t, his personal info would be up on my blog within an hour, and it would stay there. With that threat over his head, Mr. Reed couldn’t give me his credit card number fast enough!

I hung up on him, went into the Quickee Mart, and made arrangements with the fucktard behind the counter to pay with Mr. Reed’s credit card. What a creepo the Quickee Mart guy was! He couldn’t take his eyes off me. As I was walking out, I dropped my keys (oops! tee hee!) and bent over so he could get a good look at my Goddess ass. Who knows, I may need to use him for something someday. The world is full of fucktards just waiting to be used by Goddess Amber!

I filled my tank (15 gallons), then decided I needed a cappuccino. So I went back into the Quickee Mart and got a cappuccino. And some snacks. And a bunch of magazines. The total for gas and everything came to $75. Just put it on Mr. Reed’s card!

Once I was back on the road, I called Mr. Reed again. He answered on the first ring again! I told him the total he had just spent. Then I made him pump it out of his cock, just for fun. I charged him $5 a stroke, so he only got 15 strokes. When he finished, I just laughed at him, said, “Thanks, fucktard!” and hung up. I think he was begging me to give him permission to cum when I cut him off. No, Mr. Reed, no cumming today!

So, now I have Mr. Reed’s phone number AND credit card info. This is going to be fun! Mr. Reed, you’re on speed dial now!

Fucktards Rejoice! Princess Amber Has Updated Her Blog!

This is what you’ve been waiting for, isn’t it, fucktards?  For Me to update my blog?  Judging from all the STUPID FUCKING EMAILS you losers have been sending Me for the past few months, you have nothing better to do with your PATHETIC LIVES than check www.perfectiondefined.com EVERY FIVE FUCKING MINUTES to see if I’ve updated it.  Well, fuck you losers!  I have a life, and you have . . . well, nothing, apparently.  LOL! 

So, yes, I haven’t updated in quite a while.  That’s what’s great about being Me.  If I get bored with something, then I can just ignore it.  I can forget about it.  Like you losers.  When you bore Me, I ignore you.  When you don’t call Me, I forget about you.  When you click My tribute buttons and then don’t pay, I block your loser asses.  It’s all about ME.  Not about you. 

Mr. Reed knows what I’m talking about.  He decided to stop calling for a while.  Then one day last week he called, wanting to play pump and pay.  I told him sure, no problem - start stroking at TEN DOLLARS A STROKE.  He sniveled and cried and begged for a lower rate, so I hung up on him.  He called back 5 minutes later and started counting by tens!  After only 20 strokes, the stupid fucktard actually had an orgasm!  Without My permission!  Can you believe it?  He kind of whimpered in mid-stroke, so I knew immediately what had happened.  No problem - I charged him a $500 cum tax!  Princess Amber always wins, right Mr. Reed?

Let’s see, what else is new?  Well, there’s My new Amberite, PeeWee the Loser.  PeeWee likes to jerk off in front of his window, hoping the neighbors will see him.  I make him stand in front of the window and jerk-off until I decide he’s paid enough.  And there’s Dickhead Dave, who likes to call me on his cell while driving.  I’ve made him cum so often, the inside of his car must be absolutely disgusting with cum-stains.  Yuck.  And I have a couple more pump-and-pay addicts.  What a bizarre freaky fetish that is - not that I’m complaining.  In fact, I’m thinking of having a pump-and-pay contest.  The winner will win a free orgasm (I usually charge for that).  Isn’t that a wonderful prize?  More about that later. 

Oh, I almost forgot My blackmail freak.  He begs me to post his personal info on my blog, then begs me to take it down five minutes later, which I do after he pays a huge “blog editing” fee.

Well, I’m tired after updating My blog for you pervs.  Are you jerking off while you read it?  Good.  Now, call Me, fucktards.  Bring your cocks to Me . . . and your wallets! 

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