Mr. Reed - Fucktard Supreme!
My little fucktard Mr. Reed called back this evening asking to invest in more Jerk-Off Equities. So, I told him that a really popular stock is “BlowJobs Unlimited”, or BJU, and that he simply had to buy some. Naturally, he obeyed, and started counting out the strokes. I could tell he really likes the word “Blowjob”, because everytime I said “BlowJobs Unlimited”, he would start whimpering and stroking faster. Pretty soon he had stroked out $200. I think the stupid loser has something like 90 shares of completely worthless Jerk-Off Equities now!
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I figured that since Mr. Reed really likes the word “blowjob”, I should make him buy a stock called “Blowjob Blowjob Blowjob”. So I sent him a quick little “Princess Amber’s Investment Tips” newsletter, telling him about this exciting new company he had to invest in. He couldn’t resist. He called and started stroking, and I kept saying “Blowjob Blowjob Blowjob” over and over and over. I could tell he was close to cumming, so I quickly raised the rate to $5 a stroke. He spent another $200 on 20 shares of “Blowjob Blowjob Blowjob”, which is a FAKE STOCK and has a value of ZERO FUCKING DOLLARS. LMAO at fucktard Mr. Reed! Enjoy your worthless 110 shares of absolutely nothing, you idiot!
