Mr. Reed - Fucktard Supreme!

My little fucktard Mr. Reed called back this evening asking to invest in more Jerk-Off Equities.  So, I told him that a really popular stock is “BlowJobs Unlimited”, or BJU, and that he simply had to buy some.  Naturally, he obeyed, and started counting out the strokes.  I could tell he really likes the word “Blowjob”, because everytime I said “BlowJobs Unlimited”, he would start whimpering and stroking faster.  Pretty soon he had stroked out $200.  I think the stupid loser has something like 90 shares of completely worthless Jerk-Off Equities now!
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I figured that since Mr. Reed really likes the word “blowjob”, I should make him buy a stock called “Blowjob Blowjob Blowjob”.  So I sent him a quick little “Princess Amber’s Investment Tips” newsletter, telling him about this exciting new company he had to invest in.  He couldn’t resist.  He called and started stroking, and I kept saying “Blowjob Blowjob Blowjob” over and over and over.  I could tell he was close to cumming, so I quickly raised the rate to $5 a stroke.  He spent another $200 on 20 shares of “Blowjob Blowjob Blowjob”, which is a FAKE STOCK and has a value of ZERO FUCKING DOLLARS.  LMAO at fucktard Mr. Reed!  Enjoy your worthless 110 shares of absolutely nothing, you idiot!

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